laff it off - assignment weeks are over
MARRIAGE TEST!, FUNNY BUT TRUE
There were a group of women at a seminar on: ''How to make your
marriage work''. The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands? All the women
raised their hands.
Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved
him?' Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember. The women
were then told to take their phones and send the following text: 'I love you, sweetheart'!
Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages from their husbands.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Who is this?
2. Ehen, what again, is your mother sick or what???
3. I love you too, pls 'm busy now!!!
4. What now? Did you crash the car again?
5. Na waoh, I don't understand what you mean o!
6. What did you do now? It's only when you have
problem that 'I love u comes out if your mouth'!
7. Look, if you've done anything bad, don't use that
trick on me cos I won't take it from you this time!
9. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how
much you need? Money monger!!!
10. Am I dreaming???
11. This must be a mistake, If you don't tell me
who this message is actually for, someone will die
12. Are u drunk again or what?
13. I hope u have paid that money into the
account, pls no story, I told u what I want to use
that money for!
14. Are u serious, I know you're pulling my legs!!!
15. Forget that 'I love u' for now, I hope my food is
15. Whatever you want, the answer is no, u can't
fool me this time around, nonsense!!!.
can it really be true?